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Taylor Swift Flashes Her Butt Cheek In Concert

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After being on the road for months now, Taylor Swift’s 1989 Tour is starting to plod along, so Taylor decided to spice things up a bit by flashing the side of her butt cheek in concert while in short shorts in the photo above.


Clearly Taylor Swift is getting desperate if she is relying on her scrawny little ass to entertain concertgoers. For no matter how hopelessly depraved Taylor Swift’s fans are, even they can agree that there is nothing even remotely appealing about seeing the side of Taylor’s tiny tushy.


Yes Taylor’s bony butt has no redeeming qualities as it is clearly too weak to pull the plow, and too dainty to take a good hard pounding from a Muslim’s enormous tunic snake. However, the photo below of Taylor preparing to throat f*ck herself with a microphone is somewhat interesting.


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If Taylor were to redesign her stage show to center around her deep throating and gagging on her various bedazzled Sennheisers, not only would it be a much more interesting performance, but it would also be a much better sounding one as well.


Emma Watson’s Naked Ass In A Chair

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Emma Watson thinks she is all prim and proper because she is English, however as you can see in the nude photo above Emma doesn’t know the first thing about sitting like a lady.


Of course technically women should never sit, as they should be in constant motion tending to their future Jihadist offspring and performing chores, until they collapse from exhaustion and are dragged out to the barn and locked in their cage for the night. However, if a woman must sit she certainly should not do so while completely naked and with her asshole and lady cave hanging off the back of the chair as Emma Watson is doing in this pic.


Yes if us Muslims caught Emma Watson sitting like this we’d shove an IED up her anus and launch her into Israel. For the only way seeing Emma sitting would be slightly halal is if she were doing so in a full burka with her legs and arms crossed, and her eyes downcast at the floor while reciting verses from the holy Qur’an.

Rihanna Twerking Her Newly Fat Ass On Video

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Rihanna dresses up as a slutty peacock and twerks her newly fat ass while being transported in her cage in the video above.


Clearly Rihanna has been eating her fried chicken, grits, and pickled pigs feet, as she appears to have recently put on about 15lbs of booty fat and another 10lbs of titty fat. Of course this weight gain came at the perfect time for Rihanna, for as you can see in the photos below, she was named the “Queen Nigra” for the “Festival of the Immaculate Watermelon” back in her home village in the jungles of Barbados.


What a tremendous honor it must have been for Rihanna to get paraded around in a cage while shaking her bulbous butt like this. Although Rihanna’s favorite moment no doubt came later when she was the first woman at the festival selected to get gang raped by the locals, after the sight of her undulating booty fat sent them into an erotic frenzy.

 

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The Top 7 Hottest Willa Holland Booty Pics

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Willa Holland is the star of the CW show “Arrow”, and before that she was a child star on the hit early 2000’s Fox TV show “The O.C.”


Growing up in heathen Hollywood Willa Holland was no doubt subjected to many hard anal sessions, as her stage mother would drop her off at auditions (sometimes overnight) at producers’ Hollywood Hills villas. And so with so much backdoor banging going on during her formative years it is not surprising to see that Willa has developed a bit of a fetish for bending over and showing off her tight little rump, for it is the only way that she knows how to get love and acceptance.


So let us take a moment to celebrate Willa’s sad dysfunction which she almost certainly developed from years of abuse at the hands of the hopelessly depraved Zionist entertainment industry with her top 7 booty pictures to date below.


#7 – Willa’s ass confuses and disgusts two homoqueers.


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#6 – Willa gets her friends Candice Patton and Katie Cassidy in on the ass act.


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#5 – Willa runs into her proctologist at a fancy LA party.


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#4 – Willa’s ass just waiting to be sodomized in a tiny thong.


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This photo was posted by Willa’s photographer friend as a “mystery model”, along with the photo below of the same model in lingerie. However, as you can see the tattoo under Willa’s breast gives her away. Just another reason why it is so important to brand your women.


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#3 – Willa in a thong bikini staring out into the ocean contemplating important things like her mortality and perfect thigh gap.


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#2 – Willa in a tiny thong bending over a fountain looking for loose change… the only thing looser then the change would be Willa’s anus if a Muslim man found her in this position.


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#1 – Willa making a new set of head shots for casting directors.


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Ariana Grande’s Booty Tour Continues

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As you can see in the video above, Ariana Grande’s booty tour continues to wreak havoc across the country.


Despite being issued numerous fatwas, Ariana Grande simply will not stop prostituting her tight posterior onstage while squawking into a microphone over shitty techno beats in concerts throughout the continental United States.


Clearly Ariana’s out of control ass is the result of it having never been properly subdued by being sodomized by the enormous manhood of a virile Muslim. Rest assured that if Ariana were to receive a powerful Muslim butt banging, she would no longer feel the need to constantly showoff her tiny round hindquarters (and not just because she would be forced to wear adult diapers after the extreme stretching of her rectum made her incontinent). Is there a brave Islamic warrior amongst us willing step up to plate and viciously pound Ariana’s poop chute, so that we no longer have to suffer being subjected to these types of brazen backdoor displays?

Taylor Swift Nip Pastie Slip And Booty Flash On Tour

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Taylor Swift’s 1989 World Tour is really getting out of hand, for as you can see in the photos below from her most recent show, Taylor slips a nipple pastie, flashes more of her ass than ever seen before, and invites Selena Gomez onstage to show off her meaty Mexican sideboob.


Yes there is no denying that as this tour progresses Taylor Swift is becoming more and more brazen with her slutty antics. No doubt by the time this tour reaches Asia Taylor will be fisting her own anus while crawling around the stage with her tiny titties out flapping in the breeze.


Clearly us pious Muslims can not sit idly by and allow this live depravity to continue, so Taylor Swift must be stopped. A well placed IED in Taylor’s auto-tune box before soundcheck should do the trick, for surely Taylor wouldn’t dare carry on pretending she knows how to sing without the digital pitch correction her shrill voice obviously requires.

 

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Miley Cyrus’ Live Nipple Slip Makes Justin Bieber Cry At The 2015 MTV VMAs

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Miley Cyrus was on fire last night while hosting the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles. For not only did she make Justin Bieber cry with the horrors of the female breast by “accidentally” slipping a nipple on live TV (as you can in the video above), but she also hosted most of the show while nearly naked in ridiculously slutty outfits and skimpy thongs (as you can see in the photos below).


Miley Cyrus has once again pushed the envelop and thus hastened the downfall of the Western world. For Miley’s tireless glorification of promiscuous sexual behavior, drug abuse, and homosexuality will surely increase these already prevalent vices, making AIDS ridden heroin addict cock suckers an even larger majority.


Weakened by so much depravity the infidels will soon be ripe for the slaughter, and it will all be thanks to the hard work of Miley Cyrus spreading degeneracy and debasing what little culture remained in the West. In honor of her contributions us mujahideen will be blasting her hit single “Party In The USA” from the speakers of our Toyota war trucks while we roll through the streets of LA shooting off our righteous AK-47s.

 

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Ariana Grande Shows Off Her Nude Ass

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Ariana Grande shows off her tight little nude ass in the scandalous photo above.


There certainly appears to be nothing that Ariana Grande enjoys more in this world than arching her back and sticking out her taut round bottom for all to see, so the fact that she is doing so while naked now should come as no surprise.


Of course Ariana’s obsessive anal fixation could only come from her deep seeded desire to get her rectum stretched by the powerful meat scud of a Muslim man. For clearly all of Ariana’s shameless booty displaying (including the photo above) is the result of an unfulfilled anus which yearns to be properly pulverized by a mighty Islamic tunic snake. Unfortunately for Ariana her lecherous anal cavity must remain unsatisfied, for she has lain with the dirt skin rapper “Big Sean”, and must now delouse herself nightly for 2 years straight if she ever hopes to be considered halal enough for the righteous Muslim butt banging she so desperately desires.


Ariana Grande’s Latest Candid Booty Pics Are Impressive

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As you can see in the photos below, Ariana Grande’s latest in concert candid booty pictures are certainly impressive as her little round ass appears to be tighter than ever.


This just goes to show that you don’t need fancy pyrotechnics or surprise celebrity guests to put on a good show (*ahm Taylor), for Ariana has demonstrated in these pics that all that is required is an extremely short frilly skirt, some studded high heels, a feather boa, and an ass that would make even the most successful of Muslim bacha bazis (dancing boys) green with envy.


I can not make any promises of course, but if Ariana Grande continues to avoid the spear chucking dirt skins and keeps up her taut rump, she may just have her ultimate fantasy come true and get her anus hole brutally stretched and pummeled by the powerful tunic snake of a virile Muslim man. Certainly that would be quite an amazing redemption for this recovering mudshark whore.

 

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Taylor Swift Flaunts Her Ass In Concert Video

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Taylor Swift must of heard our recent praise of Ariana Grande’s in concert booty display, as it is certainly no coincidence that she brazenly flaunts her own ass onstage in the video above.


Unfortunately for Taylor Swift her dumpy pancake ass is not nearly as bangable as Ariana’s tight round dumper, but she does have the added advantage over Ariana of never having been romantically linked to any primitive Sub-Saharan jigaboos.


Yes all hope is not lost for Taylor Swift for in this video she has clearly demonstrated her extreme eagerness to get her rectum wrecked by a Muslim’s mighty meat scud. However, Taylor is going to have to channel those intense desires into performing squats to tone up her shit box, but who knows maybe after 8 or 9 months of hard work she will build hindquarters shapely enough to be able to experience the unimaginable pleasure of a Muslim crushing her colon. A girl can certainly dream can’t she?

Kylie Jenner Poolside Booty Pics In A Thong Bikini

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Kylie Jenner shows off her newly 18-years-old booty in a thong bikini poolside in the photos below.


Actually to be precise Kylie Jenner’s ass is probably more like 4 or 5 years old, as that is when her mama-san Kris allowed her to get butt implants so that she could attract more dirt skin nig nogs. Coincidentally that is also about the same time Kylie started douching with watermelon juice, and dabbing fried chicken grease behind her ears before going to hangout at her local probation office.


Yes as you can see from these thong bikini pics all of Kylie’s hard work has paid off, as she is the prototype for the perfect coalburner whore. The only thing that Kylie could do now to be more alluring to black men is if she somehow opened a liquor store inside of her vagina and learned how to shit out welfare checks from her anus. Sadly for Kylie plastic surgeons just don’t have the technology for that type of procedure… yet.

 

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Katy Perry Takes Her Ass Back On Tour

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After taking a 5 month hiatus to recover from a severe herpes flare-up, Katy Perry has resumed her “Prismatic World Tour” and picked up right were she left off by whoring her thick ass in a leotard while performing in São Paulo Brazil in the video above.


Of course Katy Perry did not just show off her meaty booty, for as you can see in the photos below Katy also flaunted her engorged lady mound by squatting down onstage in a skirt, and when performing her famous splits while queefing out the harmony to her hit single “Roar”.


Yes Katy Perry’s stage show for her Prismatic World Tour appears to be as depraved as ever. Thank Allah that there is only two weeks left on this final leg and that Katy will not be coming to perform in the Middle East… though it would of been fun to shoot our special shrapnel filled “fireworks” at Katy’s bulbous hindquarters.

 

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Katy Perry Bends Over And Sticks Her Ass Up In The Air

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Katy Perry bends over in a skirt and sticks her ass up in the air while performing in concert in the video above.


Thank Allah that Katy Perry’s “Prismatic World Tour” is finally coming to an end next week, for if it were to carry on for another month or two Katy would probably resort to spreading her butt cheeks and gaping her asshole onstage to satiate the depraved appetite of her degenerate fan base.


As you can hear from the background noise being sold as “music” in this video, no sane person would subject their eardrums to such abuse without some sick sexual perversion driving them to be there. In Katy Perry’s fans case it is obvious that they are all there just to watch Katy parade around the stage flaunting her thick round ass in various LED slut costumes. Then after the show is over, Katy’s Japanese fans no doubt bribe the security guards and roadies to get back stage and sniff her sweat stained metallic panties.

Christina Milian Terrorizes Miami Beach With Her Trashy Ass In A Thong Bikini

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Singer and actress Christina Milian terrorizes Miami Beach by flaunting her trashy ass in a thong bikini in the disturbing photos below.


As you can see, Christina Milian shows off her bloated ashy backside and even slightly slips one her sinful brown nipples while whoring it up at the beach and pool. Authorities with the EPA have issued an advisory stating that anyone who was in the Atlantic Ocean yesterday should get a full STD screening, as after Christina was seen in the water 16 dolphins turned up with severe cases of blowhole herpes and a blue whale beached itself with one of the worst gonorrhea riddled vaginas marine biologists have ever seen.


Of course none of this would have happened if Christina Milian was locked away securely in a barn were she belongs. Looking at her tattoo brandings in these photos I have not yet been able to determine who her owner is, but rest assured that when he is discovered he will receive a significant fine for allowing Christina to escape and wreak havoc like this. For when dealing with abids one must be responsible at all times to prevent primitive ass whoring, which is in their degenerate nature.

 

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Victoria Justice And Hayden Panettiere Daydream About Being Anal Concubines

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Victoria Justice was photographed clinching her butt cheeks in skinny jeans while wishfully staring off into the distance and (probably) daydreaming about being an anal only concubine in the harem of a virile Muslim man in the photo above.


Like most infidel women it is clearly Victoria’s greatest desire to have her back door blown open by the powerful thrusts of a mighty Islamic meat scud. As evidence of this shared fantasy, fellow celebrity harlot Hayden Panettiere was also recently caught on camera staring out her window fantasying about getting her rectum split in two by a Muslim’s tunic scud while sitting on her bed in a g-string in the photo below.


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While it is certainly important to have goals in life, both Victoria and Hayden will never achieve theirs if they spend their days simply dreaming about being brutally anally violated instead of getting out their and proving themselves worthy of such an honor. A good start would be wearing the burka, and placing a few IEDs around Israeli military outposts.


Rihanna Shows Her Ass & Ellie Goulding Shows Her Tits While Proclaiming They Are Not Whores

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Rihanna shows her bare ass in the photo above from the new issue of Vanity Fair Magazine. After showing her booty Rihanna then tells the magazine that she is misunderstood, and that despite all the evidence to the contrary, she does not just have anonymous sex with scores of strange men and women.


Following Rihanna’s lead British pop star Ellie Goulding shows her tits in Rollercoaster Magazine in the photo below, while explaining that she too is misunderstood, and that she is actually quite selective of the numerous men that she allows to pillage her stink holes.


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Only in the hopelessly depraved West could brazen harlots like Rihanna and Ellie Goulding get away with the hypocrisy of displaying their nude sex organs while decrying how they are unfairly viewed as loose women.


What is next? Is Miley Cyrus going to do an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine in which she is spit roasted by two crackheads, while claiming that she is actually the type of girl you’d want to bring home to mom?

Justin Bieber’s Dick & Khloe Kardashian’s And Serena Williams’ Ass For The Gays

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With an estimated 98% of infidel men being secret flaming homosexuals, it is not surprising that manly looking women like Khloe Kardashian have become sex symbols in the depraved Western world. And so to the delight of her kuffar homoqueer fans, Khloe shows off her bulbous masculine backside and strong jawline while stretching in a swimsuit in the photos below.

 

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If seeing Khloe’s ass wasn’t bad enough, hermaphroditic she-beast tennis star Serena Williams just shared the photo below of her ripped back and bloated hindquarters on a beach in a thong bikini.


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Finally to complete this homoqueer trifecta, Justin Bieber was recently caught on camera by the paparazzi parading around his nude twink body and teeny weeny penis while on vacation in the photos below.

 

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Sadly this post will probably lower your T-cell count, and it will certainly attract the Western cockmongers like flies to shit. However, it is our duty as celebrity Jihadists to report on the degenerate Western celebrity news no matter how unpleasantly faggy it may be.

Taylor Swift vs. Ariana Grande In Crawling Onstage Battle

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Taylor Swift is notoriously competitive with other pop stars, and often gets in feuds with anyone she thinks is trying to copy her stage show (her beef with Katy Perry was reportedly over Katy using a few of Taylor’s backup dancers for her tour).


So no doubt Taylor’s claws are going to come out against rival Ariana Grande, as it has been revealed in the photo below that Ariana is now crawling around onstage showing her ass off just like Taylor Swift does on her tour (in the photo above).


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Of course there are a couple of glaring differences between Taylor Swift’s onstage crawling and Ariana’s. For one Ariana arches her back and sticks out her tight little ass better than Taylor. While Taylor looks more focused and likely to start sucking her microphone off.


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Upon further inspection comparing Taylor’s and Ariana’s all fours posture in the photos above and below, it is clear that even though Taylor originated the move Ariana looks better doing it. Certainly Taylor does appear more eager to be deep throating a cock, but really this position is all about accentuating the ass and Ariana is light years ahead of Taylor in that respect.


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Ariana Grande Shows Off Her Butt, Boots, Bra, And Blonde Hair

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While squatting down onstage Ariana Grande’s panties rode up into her tight little ass giving her the appearance of wearing a thong in the photo above. Of course being a degenerate mudshark Ariana was just asking for this to happen by wearing these panties, as her holes are always eager to swallow up black things.


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Unfortunately Ariana’s depravity did not stop at her butt, as she brazenly shows off her crotch while spread eagle and pulling on her hooker boots in the behind-the-scenes photo above.


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Finally if the previous two photos weren’t bad enough, Ariana also just debuted the album cover for her new single “Focus” in which she has on a platinum blonde weave and white bra.


No doubt after seeing this album cover the nig nogs will be “focused” in on Ariana Grande. For if there is one thing the primitive dirt skins love more than a white girl with daddy issues, it is a white girl with daddy issues and trashy bleached blonde hair.

Iggy Azalea Debuts Her New Ass, Boobs, And Face

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Iggy Azalea debuts her new plastic surgically enhanced ass, boobs, and face in the photos below.


Iggy has been out of the public eye for nearly 6 months now, as a team of plastic surgeons have been pounding away at her face and body with chisels, blowtorches, and jackhammers to try and accomplish the seemingly impossible task of turning Iggy from a fugly skank into just a moderately hideous whore.


As you can see from these recent photos, Iggy’s plastic surgery was somewhat successful as she now has something that resembles tits on her chest, and her new engorged dick sucking lips make her face look not quite as bad. However, clearly the real story from these photos is that plastic surgeons have figured out how to implant full sized watermelons into Iggy’s ass cheeks making her irresistible to all the Sub-Saharan dirt skin rappers that she hangs around with. No doubt after seeing these pics mudsharks throughout the degenerate West will be packing the waiting rooms of plastic surgeons to get their own watermelon booties, and the accompanying one-way ticket to single motherhood and AIDS.

 

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